We are currently visiting my parents in Toowoomba. Their cat, Snouty is a rather large and beautiful chocolate brown (part) Burmese. He is also terrified of most things, including a chicken that used to visit a while back.
Overheard a conversation (well more of a monologue really) between Chet and Snouty.
Chet: Hello Snouty, you're a big boy.
Snouty: Quizzical, slightly scared interest.
Chet: I'm a big boy too.
Snouty: Hmm, goes to run away.
Chet (in a hopeful voice): I'm two.
At this point Snouty takes off with Chet in hot pursuit.
Also overheard between Chet and slightly older boy in K-mart.
Chet: I'm a big boy.
Boy: No you're not!
Chet: I'm a big boy.
Boy: Shrug
And then they both started playing with bangles.